Walmart Canada Pulls The World’s Greatest Xmas Sweater
Source: Walmart Canada is apologizing after several adult-themed “ugly” Christmas sweaters — including one involving Santa and drugs — were posted for sale on its website.
“These sweaters, sold by a third-party seller on Walmart.ca, do not represent Walmart’s values and have no place on our website. We have removed these products from our marketplace. We apologize for any unintended offence this may have caused,” a spokesperson told Global News on Saturday.
This is the best ugly Christmas sweater copy ever written @Walmart @walmart #epic #fail #walmart #uglychristmassweater https://t.co/F8DkRMYw5s
— Zorina Baksh (@Zorina_Baksh) December 7, 2019
If you managed to scab one of these sweaters before Walmart Canada yanked em, you’re exactly the kind of person who should wear a sweater with frosty doing lines of coke to celebrate the holidays. You clearly don’t care if your family knows how much you love cocaine and there’s something freeing about that. Maybe you come from a cocaine family and you do lines of coke before you carve the turkey. You shouldn’t be judged and I’m not judging you if you love cocaine enough to don this sweater at your family gatherings this holiday season. If you can wear a jersey of your favorite team to Christmas dinner, why not wear a sweater with your favorite drug?
It just makes sense, doesn’t it?
Merry Christmas.
Dean Blundell
Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.
