
We have a potentially deadly/cute hostage situation at the Royal York TTC stop right now

A confused Beaver has taken the Grenview entrance/exit area hostage and the entrance to the TTC is closed.
HAPPENING NOW: The TTC has closed the Royal York station’s Grenview entrance due to a BEAVER.
Yes. A beaver.
TTC says they’ve notified the City of Toronto, Animal Services & Toronto Police. There is a supervisor currently watching the beaver.
Photo: @jennabbott65 pic.twitter.com/FpgMpENkbh
— Kris Pangilinan (@KrisReports) March 25, 2021
Poor little fucker is probably scared to death too.
Beavers are killers, btw. back in 2013, a Belarussian man was killed by a beaver after trying to grab a selfie with the dam-building killer. I have no idea why the video of the man’s death is on YouTube, but it is, and it’s a snapshot of how deadly these furry little fuckers are.
https://youtu.be/JQ0ikxq0gX8?t=1
if you’re planning on using the Grenview entrance this morning, don’t. It might be a matter of life and death.
You’re welcome.
D
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