Well, She Wasn’t Complaining When They Were Doing It.

Nov 11, 2018

Source:  A woman is suing her ex-boyfriend, claiming his ‘abnormally long’ penis stretched her vagina. Silindile Mangena, 29, from Harare, Zimbabwe, said that her vagina was ‘tight’ before she met her ex, Mugove Kurima, in 2016. Kurima, 37, who it is claimed was married at the time, and Mangena fell in love and started a relationship.

However, she told the Zimbabwe Mail that she ended the relationship in May after his penis stretched her too much. She said no man can literally fill the gap her ex-left. It has not been confirmed how big his penis actually is. She now wants to have reconstructive surgery which costs a massive 150,000 Rand (£8,000) and is taking him to court in order to have him pay the fee. Kurima has not yet responded to the allegations.

If I’m  Mr. Big Pants here, I’m paying this woman out and then some.

Do you have any idea how many people will be lined up for his services?  Her Lawsuit is headline news in Zimbabwe (You’d think so because I can’t imagine Zimbabwe is an electric factory of news and the fact this story made it to North America, it’s big news).

Anywho, you can’t buy publicity like that.  If you’re the big swinging dick in the cracker factory this chick just put the world on blast with this ridiculous “His dick was too big” business.

Conversely, everyone now knows Silindile Mangena has an enormous, nonfunctional vagina that so messed up; she needs 10K.

She doesn’t have the pleasure of spending her life hoping she doesn’t keep losing Genital Roulette and the universe (and Mugove Karima) wins again.



Dean Blundell

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