What Kind Of Monster Loads A Dishwasher Like This?

Sep 10, 2021
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https://twitter.com/RoCent1954/status/1436058421296607238?s=20

Who the fuck did this??  What’s wrong with you people?  Seriously?

Whoever loaded this thing doesn’t care about themselves or anyone else and they need some serious counseling followed by mandating watching of anything Marie Kondo.

I broke up with a woman when I was 24 because she’d just throw stuff in the dishwasher.  Sideways, right-side-up or covered in food, she put dishes in the dishwasher with impunity, creating an unloading nightmare every goddamned time.   

I told her it was because we weren’t a match.  Telling her, her inability to properly load a fucking cup into the dishwasher was a ‘competency red flag’ seemed petty.

Diswashers were invented so we didn’t have to stand in front of a sink to get our hands dirty while wasting valuable time.  Loading it properly is super important to freeing up that time and cleaning dishes properly.  Not knowing this means 1) you are too selfish to be in a relationship or 2) you lack the intelligence quotient to actively contribute to the goodwill of a home, THEREFORE, I can’t live here either.

That’s fucking pure insanity.

 

 

Dean Blundell

Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.

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