Source: A fight at sea led to a woman opening up a hatch on their boat and urinating on her husband who was asleep in the cabin below, according to the Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office.

The victim said he and his wife, 48-year-old Heather Smith, were on their cabin cruiser boat when they got into an argument for an unknown reason.

Then, as the man was sleeping, Smith opened the front port hatch that’s located above the boat’s interior cabin and urinated on her husband down below, according to the affidavit.

Deputies said Smith bit the victim on the stomach after she urinated on him, as evidenced by his injuries.

Smith was arrested on a domestic battery charge.

I’m guessing her parents are related because her eyes are dangerously close together.  That, along with a lack of distinguishable facial features and the fact she pissed on her husband’s head says this woman was born with some bad wiring.

Today, we posted a brilliant 2.3-minute video from prodrug, tech billionaire, John McAfee Heather should have watched before she exacted revenge on her sleeping hubby.  It’s about letting go of resentment, moving on from the past by choosing to do so.

What’s amazing is the premeditative process of someone who decides pissing on their spouse’s head and biting them will help solve whatever problem they have

The delineating line between crazy and sane doesn’t exist in truly crazy people.

Sure, we’ve all thought about doing something terrible to those who’ve wronged us but that’s where it stops.

Not crazy people.  When the rest of us are dragging a skate to stay onside during a conflict, psychos drink 4 gallons of water waiting for their husband to fall asleep so they can swing the bow hatch open and pee on his head.

I just hope he didn’t look directly at it when it was happening.

Cheers

D