Does This Look Like A Woman Who’d Use The Old “Wind Musta Blown That Coke Into My Purse” Routine?

Apr 28, 2019

Ever wonder how things show up in certain places? You know when you are looking through a bag, wallet or old purse, and stumble upon a missing note, keys or better yet – money!

Never though, can I say that I have found these things due to high winds carrying them to my belongings. Maybe the weather around me doesn’t have that particular crusty, I mean “gusty” nature?  Hmmm…

Source: Authorities say a Florida woman is blaming a windy day for the cocaine that police found in her purse.

WPLG reported Kennecia Posey was one of two passengers in a car stopped by Fort Pierce police in late March. Police say an officer smelled marijuana and that, after searching the car, cocaine and marijuana in separate bags were found inside a purse Posey had on her lap.

Authorities say they questioned Posey about the drugs. According to the police report, Posey responded: “It’s a windy day. It must have flown through the window and into my purse.”

Not shocked that this story comes from Florida (all the best ones do) and also not jaw-dropping that such a tall tale was made when police found a woman with cocaine in her possession.   The nerve!  Assuming it was hers and then judging by her sketchy tale- she may even have planned to use it. Of course, appalled – the woman claimed it was due to “high” winds and that it must have flown into her purse.

Honestly – a lot of faith can be restored in humanity for the clever excuses made up in times of peril.  To say it is one thing.  To believe it is another.

What a way to blow!



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