Wimbledon Upper Management Are Asking People To ‘Stop Having Sex In The Quiet Rooms’ During The Tournament
Wimbledon chiefs reacted to the love matches by moving the room from temporary cabins to a new permanent location inside the stand – ironically near the ‘Used Balls’ sales hut.
“Joking aside it’s a really important space and so we will be retaining it and we’ll be making sure that people are using it the right way. So if people need space to go and pray it’s a quiet space to go and do that.
The Quiet Rooms became the talk of last year’s championships. One eyewitness said: “This couple disappeared inside, locked the door and they were gone for ages. I had time to finish two Pimms while they were in there. The sign on the door said ’engaged’.
🎾 Chief executive issues warning over place near Court 12 where couples have been intimate during past tournamentshttps://t.co/PleDB2ZhxC
— The Telegraph (@Telegraph) July 3, 2023
Boohoo. Have some fun Wimbledon.
I kind of love this. In the grand scheme of things, I can’t help but give props to these couples. First, kudos to them for having the guts to show up in such a setting and get things done. Secondly, let’s not overlook their talent for finding those elusive quiet rooms. It definitely takes a certain kind of courage and resourcefulness to pull off this kind of operation, and they seemed to have mastered it. They discovered the ultimate loophole, and I have to say, they executed it flawlessly.
