Source  –  It’s not often a sweet potato catches your eye.

But this one made a Northern Territory shopper do a double take when she stumbled across the phallic-shaped root vegetable at a Darwin supermarket.

Flight attendant Ally Hobbs spotted the misshapen spud that appeared to be rather rude.

The keen-eyed shopper said she couldn’t help but laugh when she saw the raunchy-looking potato sitting alone on the shelf.

Yes I find this funny in my 40’s, and YES I still see dicks everywhere I look in The Grocery store.  In fact, when I have to go to the grocery store I will still have fun with everything from Pork tenderloin, salami, Eggplant, Pasta sauce, Carrots, cucumbers, etc.  If it’s longer than 3 inches and round in nature, I will dick simulate the shit out of that thing.

The lucky woman that found this didn’t need an active imagination to take a picture of it.  Complete with balls, this circumcised Yam is the gold standard for grocery store dicks.  Never in my life have I seen a better formed natural cock & balls

Maybe I’ll start doing it with Root vaggies too.