An Alberta judge has refereed a dispute over a pair of Edmonton Oilers season tickets.

According to court documents Beverly and Donald McLeod, both avid National Hockey League fans, separated in 2015 after 35 years of marriage.

Last year he agreed to pay her $15,000 per month in spousal support — but what to do about the rights to the Oilers season tickets, which are in his name, that they shared for 11 years?

Beverly McLeod filed an interim matrimonial property application seeking a court order for them to share the tickets for the 2017-2018 season, including the playoffs.

Justice Ritu Khullar of Court of Queen’s Bench granted Beverly McLeod’s request — but the McLeods won’t have to sit together at the games.

“The parties shall alternate choices for game tickets with the defendant choosing first the game for which he wants tickets, the plaintiff choosing second for her game, and the parties alternating choices thereafter until all regular season tickets have been assigned.

“In the event there are playoff tickets, the plaintiff shall choose her game first, the defendant second, and alternating thereafter.”

Last season Donald McLeod gave Beverly McLeod one-third of the regular season tickets and decided which tickets she would receive. She only received one set of playoff tickets.

He refused to give her any tickets for the upcoming season.

Khullar said the amount of money Donald McLeod is paying Beverly McLeod in spousal support is irrelevant — the Oilers tickets fall squarely within the definition of household goods under the law.

The judge also awarded Beverly McLeod court costs.

Attention snotty rich leaf season ticket holders!!  Next time you take your secretary or personal assistant/mistress remember the cautionary tale of Donald McLeod.  15 K a month in spousal support (That lasts until he’s dead btw based on 35 years of marriage) a house and cars and she takes him to the fucking woodshed for 20 pairs of Oiler tickets.

Two things of note here.

1. Giving someone oilers tickets up until three years ago was a form of punishment.  Had he given her the stick then there’s no way this goes to court.  Don should be pissed with Connor McDavid, not his vengeful skin bag ex.
2. Who the fuck gets divorced after 35 years?  Next to no one is the correct answer if you are playing at home.  Have a side piece, hit the rub and tug or rent a wang den and get it done.  Your ticker doesn’t need the stress of stewing over how your wife made you pay her 15 thou/month then pay the court to cough up those Oiler tickets BUD.

If you are that sick of your wife of 35 years, you leave her and commit to giving her that cash, are you really going to be an asshat over tickets to see 40 plus hockey games?

You g, Bev.  Take Don’s best friend to a bunch of games and if the “Kiss Cam” comes your way, give that guy a blowjob.  WIN WIN WIN.