Irony:
a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.
plural noun: ironies
‘I can’t believe Roseanne Boyland was trampled to death holding a ‘Don’t Tread On Me’ flag.”

Here’s Roseanne Boyland. She was trampled to death… despite her flag specifically requesting the opposite of that. pic.twitter.com/jN99U4sVbL

— Rylie Seidl (@RylieSeidl) January 8, 2021

One of the comments from the story of the dude who died of a heart attack after tasering himself in the nutsack implied I wasn’t sensitive enough about the death of a human being and I get that.  But, Schadenfreude is my jam and Roseanne Boyland clearly wasn’t in the kind of shape you need to be in for a good old fashioned insurrection. I feel the same way when murderers die trying to scale walls or when a rapist dies in a car accident which is ‘not much’.

No one feels sorry for idiots when they die.  We can feel sorry for each victim about their radicalization but every single insurrectionist who died in Washington last week became filler after they attempted to hang Mike Pence and Nancy Pelosi

https://crier.co/news/this-guy-accidentally-tasered-himself-in-the-dick-and-balls-had-a-heart-attack-and-died-storming-the-captiol/

Natural consequences are our greatest teachers.  Granted, you can’t learn when you’re dead which is why you really need to do some critical thinking before you join an angry mob if you’re stupid and or morbidly obese.  

Extremists are all dumber than the rest of us.  It’s actual science.

https://crier.co/news/weird-shit/one-trait-all-the-alt-left-alt-right-extremists-share-severe-mental-illness-2/

The alt-right and left are susceptible to radicalization are categorically dumber than you and me.  Dumber folks don’t have the ability to employ reason or common sense and tend to allow their emotions to make their decisions because critical thinking looks too much like work for extremists.

Lucky for us and Nancy Pelosi, they also taser themselves in the balls and can’t get out of the way fast enough during a revolution which thankfully made for a piss poor insurrection.

My man here calls that group of intellectually challenged terrorists ‘Y’all Qaeda and it works:

“Y’all Qaeda”…pic.twitter.com/p2SR1sKAFB

— Rex Chapman (@RexChapman) January 9, 2021

Don’t be sad these people lost their lives.  They chose their actions and those actions got them deadski.

If I told everyone I was going to stick my hand in a blender despite my loved one’s repeated attempts to prevent me from sticking my hand in a blender, no one would feel sorry for ‘Amputee Dean’, nor should they.

Same, same.  The saddest part of these deaths?  Trump killed them because they were all fighting for a lie.

Natural selection? Survival of the fittest?  Yes and yes.  Throw in a splash of domestic terrorism, and case closed.