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WOOAAAHH: Loomer Is Gunning to be America’s NEW First Lady – Is Laura Loomer Trump’s New Sidepiece?

Sep 13, 2024

Donald Trump is scraping the bottom of the barrel for support.

According to multiple insiders, Laura Loomer is now Donald Trump’s new advisor and girlfriend.

LOLZ.

Check this psycho out:

Laura Loomer’s Controversial Presence

Trump has drawn scrutiny for his close association with far-right activist Laura Loomer. Known for promoting conspiracy theories and making inflammatory statements, Loomer has become a fixture in Trump’s inner circle. Trump’s decision to elevate Loomer has stunned even some of his supporters. Her controversial statements and racist remarks have caused friction within Trump’s coalition, with prominent figures like Senator Lindsey Graham and Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene urging Trump to distance himself from her.

The former president’s debate performance against Harris was widely seen as lackluster, and his campaign is struggling to regain momentum. Trump’s reliance on fringe figures like Loomer may indicate a crisis within his campaign strategy. This means he’s down to Laura Loomer as a senior advisor, but there’s MORE.

Personal Life Rumors

Amid these political controversies, rumors about Trump’s personal life have swelled. Speculation about his relationship with former First Lady Melania Trump has intensified, with reports suggesting she has been notably absent from campaign events and court appearances.

Stephanie Winston Wolkoff, a former aide to Melania, predicted that the ex-first lady will unlikely be prominently involved in the 2024 campaign trail. While Winston Wolkoff doesn’t believe the Trumps will separate, she noted a shift in Melania’s involvement since Donald Trump’s legal troubles began, and Trump’s “intimate” relationship with Loomer is BLOOMING.

Could Laura Loomer Be America’s First Lady?

(How incredible would THAT be?)

Laura Elizabeth Loomer, born May 21, 1993, is a far-right political activist, internet personality, and conspiracy theorist. She’s perfect for Trump because of controversy, extreme views, and attention-seeking behavior that have marked her “career.”

Loomer grew up in Arizona and briefly attended Mount Holyoke College before transferring to Barry University in Florida, where she graduated in 2015 with a degree in broadcast journalism. Her political activism began during college, and she quickly gained notoriety for her provocative tactics and statements, often referred to as simply “The Dumb C***” by fellow students.

– She has described herself as a “proud Islamophobe” and called Islam “a cancer.”

– In 2017, she tweeted that she didn’t care about the drowning of 2,000 migrants in the Mediterranean Sea, saying “Good. Here’s to 2,000 more.”

– Loomer has promoted the white nationalist “Great Replacement” theory.

– She has made antisemitic statements, despite being Jewish herself, claiming that “rich Jews have a fixation on trying to destroy America.”

– In 2018, she chained herself to the doors of Twitter’s New York office to protest being banned from the platform.

– Loomer has spread conspiracy theories about various topics, including claiming that 9/11 was “an inside job.”

– She has made unfounded claims about Ron DeSantis’s wife exaggerating her battle with breast cancer.

Loomer’s recent actions have caused friction even within far-right circles where even the most hardcore Incel “wouldn’t” Laura Loomer, who now bears a striking resemblance to Jigsaw Billy from the SAW movie franchise:

1. Racist comments about Kamala Harris: Loomer tweeted that if Harris were to win the election, “the White House will smell like curry & White House speeches will be facilitated via a call center.”

2. Spat with Marjorie Taylor Greene: Greene, typically known for her controversial statements, criticized Loomer’s comments about Harris as “appalling and extremely racist.” Loomer retaliated by calling Greene a “raging antisemite” and attacking her personal life.

3. Comments about Lindsey Graham: After Graham called her “toxic” and suggested Trump distance himself from her, Loomer responded by insinuating that Graham is gay, telling him to “come out of the closet” and claiming, “We all know you’re Gay.”

(Ladies, ladies, LADIES. You’re BOTH racist and dumber than everyone else. RELAX. Lindsay Graham should come out of the closet tho)

So, Is Laura Loomer “banging Trump?”

According to Mar-A-Lago insiders and residents, yes. And, for some time. It makes me throw up in my mouth a little.

 

Despite her controversial nature, Loomer has maintained a close association with former President Donald Trump:

– She has reportedly traveled on Trump’s private plane and attended various events with him.

– Loomer was present at Trump’s recent debate against Kamala Harris and accompanied him to 9/11 memorial events.

– Mar-A-Lago staff insiders are saying Loomer and Trump are all over each other in private moments

– One Trump insider said, “he’s using her while she’s using him – she’s been weaseling her way into Trump’s personal and political life for well over a year.”

– Another Trump insider said, “The last few years she’s been performing for one person – it worked.”

  • There are now substantiated rumors that Trump and Loomer are a “couple” and news reports that Donald and Melania’s “pay for play” marriage is on borrowed time.
  • Some Trump insiders say Donald and Loomer have been together for a while, and he’s auditioning her as his potential new First Lady.
  • Laura has spent several weeks living at Mar-A-Lago and side by side with Trump, minus Melania.
  • Laura has told several friends that she and Trump are “together” and that Melania is a prop. She also told several close friends that she will be America’s next “First Lady.”

  • Big if true. 🙂

Loomer’s continued prominence in far-right circles and her association with Trump highlight the ongoing tensions within the Republican Party and the MAGA movement but IDGAF about that because they’re all fascist farts of a different odor.

But the average person with an IQ over 90 doesn’t give a shit about the fortunes of MAGA insiders or “tensions” in the GOP.

We care how INCREDIBLE it would be to see Laura Loomer, a bipolar racist who looks like the missing link,  standing next to Trump as his new first lady.

 

She makes Trump’s Renta-First-Lady, Melania, look like Jackie Kennedy, FFS.

If Trump wins (he won’t, but if he does), Laura Loomer will be the first lady America deserves.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dean Blundell

Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.

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