Worst Girlfriend Ever Won’t Let Her Husband Dig His Tunnel In Peace, The Reason He Is Digging It Will Shock You

Apr 21, 2022

We can’t do anything without being interrupted by our girlfriends, can we? Why can’t we just live ladies?

Why are you playing Call Of Duty with the boys so much? What are you doing in the washroom for an hour? Why do you have to walk the dog 6 times a day? Why are you digging that tunnel in our backyard?

Wait wait? You heard it right. Why are you digging that tunnel MICHAEL??

The twitter thread is amazing following Kate Whitaker’s inquiry on social media about her boyfriends mental health and tunnel digging habits. Why he is the digging a tunnel will all be made clear at the end of this article. It’s a doozy.

Let’s take a dive into some of the comments shall we?

Maybe his favourite movie is Shawshank Redemption?

Maybe he’s just being a man?

Maybe he’s doing it to make friends?

Maybe he is doing it because he hates rain?

Or maybe he’s doing it to get away from his crazy Catholic wife? Chris that’s oddly specific don’t you think?

WHOOOOOPS. There it is folks. He’s literally digging to hell to get away from his crazy ass Catholic girlfriend. Who in their right mind would take an opportunity like a viral tweet to ask everyone if they have thought about becoming Catholic. Katie Whitaker that’s who. Imagine what the home is like. I would dig a tunnel to get away from her too.

The things men will do to not have to pray/talk about their feelings. You go tunnel guy. We are all here for you.

Hey look it’s a video of Katie.

Chris Rooke

Content Director-Producer-Writer

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