YOOOOOO I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want. So tell me what you want, what you really really want. I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna really really really wanna girl who looks like my mom!
David and Victoria Beckham’s son Brooklyn, is dating a woman who looks like his mom. I mean, we all thought Posh Spice was sexy, but dude…that’s your mom. You’re not a Baby (Spice) anymore this is actually kind of Scary (Spice).
She’s not your stepmom Brooklyn she’s your real mom. It’s not fashionable or Sporty (Spice) to be dating someone who looks like your mom. It’s kind of Creepy (Spice).
Ok I’ll stop.
The alleged girlfriend Phoebe Torrance even used to model as a Victoria Beckham impersonator. Nobody bends reality like Beckham.
I guess for Brooklyn Beckham 2 becomes 1.
Jason Gonsalves
Jason Gonsalves is a blogger and podcast personality at deanblundell.com.
