Via u/rawbjawb

All I can think about is how much glue and how many years this took?  ‘Why’ doesn’t matter.  I already know the answer to that.

And what’s with all the shells.

Are they trying to feel coastal while driving the means streets of little Portugal in Toronto?

It’s actually called ‘Shelling’ which is like Be-Dazzling your car but with shells.  ‘She-Dazzling’, if you will.

It’s an actual thing and there’s a woman in California who does it professionally (whatever that means).

Pam owns ILOVESHELLING.com and boy, is she ever into this.

That’s right.  This woman loves shelling so much, she shelled her 45k Bug with shells.  She loves shelling soo much she makes shelling videos painstakingly detailing the process of how to find shells for your shelling adventure.

There’s something for everyone but this isn’t for me.  Ever.  Plus, it’s a hazard on the highway.  With all that shit on top of the car flying down the 401 doing 110, you’re telling me not one of those stupid trinkets has flown off into a windshield or oncoming traffic?

I can’t imagine how disgusting this person’s garage looks.  Their recycling is probably jacked with flies and smells like sewage.

I’m not judging, it’s just what I smell in my mind’s nose when I see a ride that looks like a junk drawer.