If You’re This Guy, The Cops Want You To Stop Showing Girls Your Hammer On The Subway.

Dec 22, 2017

Source  –  A hirsute perv flew under the radar, until his victim recognized him nearly a month later — and snapped this photo, police said.

Police are now searching for the man who they say stared down a woman while he exposed himself on November 16.

The bearded stranger’s pants were already unzipped when he sat near his 31-year-old victim on a northbound R train just after 7:30 a.m., police said.

Without saying a word, he then showed her his penis.

When the train pulled into the Pacific Street station, the man stood up, zipped up and sauntered off the train.

The incident went unreported until almost a month later on December 12, when the woman spotted the man at the Pacific Street station and took photos on her cell phone, cops said.

Police describe the man as approximately in his 30s, 150 to 160 lbs with a beard, and believe him to frequent the Pacific Street subway station.

 

 

Fella’s, as proud as you are of your rods, there isn’t a woman alive that wants you to whip it out on a commuter train on the way to work.

As surprising as that news might be it’s a terrible icebreaker and won’t lead to a successful long-term relationship.

I go to great lengths to make sure no one sees my dick which has saved me from lots of headaches.  Registering as a sex offender, being allowed to pick up my kids at school, etc.

If you’re one of those guys that want to show chicks the dink, wait till your home and ask first.  Or better yet, get to know someone and let them take it out if they so desire.

Again, consent is the most important part of a relationship.   You’re welcome.

Dean Blundell

Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.

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