Canadian Politician, Under RCMP Investigation For International Money Laundering, Promises More Booze To His Subjects
Doug Ford has a real used car salesman vibe in his latest pronouncement: The Ontario Premier, under multiple RCMP Investigations for everything from taxpayer fraud to international money laundering through “Real Estate,” promising to make it easier to access booze in the most awkward video you’ll see today.
Tune in tomorrow for some very exciting news Ontario! 🍺 🍷 pic.twitter.com/jTchNPoCQk
— Doug Ford (@fordnation) December 13, 2023
Note the extreme Ratio…
That’s not an engineered ratio like the PeePee bots ratio. That’s a full-on fuck you ratio by people who can see through Dougie’s cocked-up clown show announcement.
Break your promise to never touch Greenbelt. Break your promise to end hallway healthcare. Break your promise to continue Basic Income Pilot. Break your promise to families with autism. Break your promise to Mayor Hazel on her DEATH BED. But yeah awesome deliver on booze #onpoli https://t.co/2ZItMePL0I
— Laura Babcock (@LauraBabcock) December 13, 2023
Ontario is a kleptocracy/idiocracy/autocracy/plutocracy. We’re governed by billionaire home builders who treat politicians like sock puppets. Silvio, Mario, and Ontario’s SUPER MOBBED UP “gang” have been running Doug’s decision-making for the last six years, and the rent is about to come due.
RCMP Confirm Criminal Investigation Into Doug Ford’s Conservative Government #GreenbeltScandal
What does ANY politician in legal trouble do when the tides turn? They distract stupid people by giving them things. In this case, better access to booze 24/7. But not until 2026.
“…in two years”
— Asher Roth (@TheAsherRoth) December 14, 2023
We don’t need to go on a tangent about this. Despite how I feel personally about alcohol being a cancerous poison (it is), booze should have been widely available YEARS ago. I don’t judge anyone is entitled to ruining their health with anything they want.
Ontario hasn’t shared that perspective. We’ve tightly regulated booze sales since the prohibition, BUT if you can get a mickey of Vodka, a six-pack, or a bottle of wine with your Uber delivery, you should probably be able to pick up booze at 7-11 in 2023. It’s something Drug Ford has been promising for six years and is only doing now because we’re getting a steady stream of criminal info about him and his corrupt government daily.
Drug Ford thinks if he can keep (17-year-olds and addicts) people drunk with convenience store booze, we might be ok with him stealing from us. That’s the bottom line.
Bottoms up! In Two years.
DB
Dean Blundell
Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.
