https://twitter.com/BeMore27/status/1241631253436260352

I woke up this morning went down to make a cup of coffee and hopped on the ol Twitter machine to see if the world was still in flames. I saw the #1 trend on twitter was Canadian NBA star Jamal Murray. My first thought was oh no, another high profile case of coronavirus.

Turns out that was NOT the case.

While you all were asleep last night, Jamal Murray posted a NSFW video on his IG story of his girlfriend giving him a quarantine blowjob. He has since made an apology and said he was hacked.

With the state of the everything right now it seems like it is not in good taste to flaunt blowjobs in the face of the world during a pandemic.

That being said, this is news that doesn’t have to do with the coronavirus. Even though my boy Jamal Murray made critical error this can be a distraction for a quick second. The video will NOT be in this post, go find it online.

I don’t know if it was him or if it’s wasn’t. If it was him, he was probably juiced and a bit lifted and thought he’d be a bit dangerous. Do it for the thrill(never a good move by the way).

During this self isolation people are going fucking nuts, I don’t put any irrational behaviour passed anyone.

If it wasn’t him and he indeed was hacked. Sucks to suck.

Other than his girlfriend, the real casualty in this entire situation is Jamal Murray.

1. He has a beyond furious girlfriend on his hands now.
2. Can’t leave the house because of the pandemic.
3. It’s gotta be weird knowing your dick is the No. 1 trend on a massive social media site
4. Everyone is roasting him on Twitter for having weird pubes that may or may not look like Kevin Durant’s head.

https://twitter.com/OprahSide/status/1241624371342405632

This is where I’d post some pictures of Murray’s girlfriend, but her Instagram is deleted. I’ll have you know she is very attractive.

In summary, are we going to pretend like Jamal Murray and millions of others don’t get quarantine blowjobs?

Grow up people. You’re stuck in a house with someone of the opposite sex. What else are you going to do?

Here are some of the best tweets of people roasting Jamal.

Nuggets staff when they wake up and see why Jamal Murray is trending https://t.co/1LPPloTozq

— 𝙅𝙖𝙝™ (@JahMakesMoves) March 22, 2020

Jamal Murray once he accidentally clicked “post” https://t.co/1j928MTHmR

— 𝔸𝕝𝕖𝕩🥜 (@ZhaireWRLD) March 22, 2020

https://twitter.com/Steelebucks/status/1241625643768598528

OH MY GOD BEIWBXHDEB https://t.co/ntTQd3NHka

— Tyler Conway (@jtylerconway) March 23, 2020