As I was browsing the ol’ Twitter machine today I came across a tweet from friend of the show, king of football and political genius Jason LaCanfora.

The tweet was a clip from televangelist Kenneth Copeland breaking the news to his followers (CULT) that Joe Biden had won the presidential election.

Totally not a cult https://t.co/XwY6cBPagy

— Jason La Canfora (@JasonLaCanfora) November 9, 2020

I mean, come on. How can anyone take this seriously, or not be worried what’s in the ‘Blue Gatorade’ at the back of the room.

You know the drink everyone has to drink once the ‘service’ is over so they can see Xenu. By the way it’s poison, poison in the Gatorade, Charles Manson style.

Literally what my nightmares are made of.

I also laugh like Kenneth anytime I say to my dad that I am hungry and he responds with ‘Hi hungry I’m Dave nice to meet you’.

In any case if you think someone like this is mentally stable, you should probably hit your neighbourhood walk in as soon as you can.

Word of advice.DON’T DRINK THE BLUE GATORADE.

I’ll be blogging more BTW. It’s content time for Rookie. See you soon.