Oh Yeah, We Did: Buy Your “Stupid People = New Pandemic” Merch Right Now…

Sep 24, 2023

You’re welcome.

At Crier, we beleive in equal-opportunity commerce. Thus, we launched the “Stupid People = New Pandemic” clothing line (hats and shirts) just for (all of) you.

Regardless of your mindset, we all share one thing: our reputation(s) and general discourse have been hijacked by the dumbest 10%. Legit.

Left, right, black, white, straight, gay: every group has representation frustration thanks to the dumbest polar extremists of a particular group. For that, we have hats and shirts.

Nothing tells extremists in your community they are the issue like a shirt or hat worn in their presence. The same thing applies to the other community, depending on yours. Ambiguous and reversible messaging works in any crowd when stupid people are everywhere.

Nothing drives your radicalized neighbor crazier with a Fuck Trudeau sticker on the bumper of his Dodge Ram truck than you mowing your lawn in one of these bad boys.

Want to make a braindead ANTIFA pal who spends their weekend in school parking lots punching reporters with umbrellas because they can’t find work?

There’s a hat for that.

Shirts starting at $18? YES. We lowered the barrier to entry because we love you and need your help to battle stupidity, one podcast and one post at a time. All funds raised will go to supporting content that outs stupidity in the following areas:

Social Media


Main Stream Media

Culture Wars


Anti-LGBTQ dorks

Extreme Right/Left

Grocery Mafia

The Guy Who Keeps Leaving Batman Masks At My Front Door.

Stuff like that.

So please, buy one of these high-quality, very inexpensive “Stupid People = New Pandemic” shirts/hats and support the ongoing effort of the good people at Crier.co make daily to mock/put these wieners in a box. We’ll hire more people to bring you more content, which helps us keep an eye on the “Stupid People Pandemic” beat regardless of your conviction.


Namaste to all with a sense of humor and the ability to reason.

Now, let’s go shopping!


Dean Blundell

Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.

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