Hyper-religious people shouldn’t be allowed to have the internet.  There should be a box you cross when you want to order wifi with your cable that forces you to watch videos like DEVOURS food porn home run.

If a single one of these commercials offended you-you should never be allowed to have access to the world wide web?    Over the years I’ve deduced a couple of things when it comes to Prudes.

1. Most of them are Born Again evangelical Christians
2. The non-evangelical complainants probably came from staunchly Catholic families
3. Have a terrible sex life so watching someone have any type of orgasm that it sends that sexless prude to the moon with embarrassment.

Hot Move DEVOUR.  A Superbowl commercial you don’t have to pay Superbowl Commercial rates, AND you set the pace for the rest of the loogans who had to pay.