Video: The Trump Arrest – “The Dildo of Consequence Rarely Arrives Lubed”

Apr 5, 2023

I gotta be honest; as much as I loved watching Donald J Trump get arrested on TV, this isn’t going to sink him.

Jack Smith and the State of Georgia will. This is just the appetizer before the main course, and the main course is going to taste likeSHIT.

Trump pleaded Not Guilty to 34 charges, falsifying documents to further another crime (34 different times) after getting arrested and processed in the Manhattan Criminal Court. He looked like a sad clown.

If convicted of falsifying records, Trump will spend 136 years in prison. His former doctor said Trump would live to 200 so with good behavior, who knows??

According to almost every legal pundit, the case against him relies on a “2nd crime” mystery that wasn’t in the charging documents. Meaning the 34 charges, while serious, point to another more serious set of crimes that may or may not have something to do with the other three indictments (Election fraud, racketerring, treason and attempt to commit trreason/seditious acts at the state and federal level).

It’s bad. Super bad if your name is Donald J Trump. Like, death penalty bad.

He didn’t do himself any favors yesterday either. After reporting back to Mar-A-Lago, Trump delivered an hour long list of greivances where he threatened everyone from Merrick Garland to the judge’s wife and 19 year old daughter painting them as never Trumpers and “soros backed” puppets. This came hours after Judge Merchan told Trump to refrain from basing anyone or anything associated with his 34 felony indictments.

Trump knows a gag order can be peddaled as a fundraiser to his base. Claiming ‘politcal persection’ is easier when the person claiming it has a court order that comes with that claim. It’ll be another derranged vertical for team Trump to propagandize with as they beg trailer parks across America for legal funding for a man who lives in a gold plated, marbel lined resort in Florida. You know, like a televangelist only this one used to the the President of The United States.

Trump also broke AF heading into 3 other indictments coming in May and June (J6/Georgia/Truth Social RUS $ laundering) so Lyndsay Graham played Joel Osteen for Trump last night BEGGING, and I mean BEGGING rednecks to send him/Trump money to fight these natural consequences of being a career criminal.

Trump lied abut every aspect of his issues. To understand how much he lied, Toronto’s Daniel Dale fact checked Trump in real time so spend four minutes getting familiar with the truth:

Trump will go to jail and fail in his attempt to be the 47th POTUS. He’s guilty and a compulsive liar about his guilt and can’t lie in a court of law (he’ll try). A ballroom at Mar-A-Lago is a very different place than a Manhattan court room where the truth governs all.

Heads-up Canadian Trump Fans: You’re more embarrassing than the American versions. You don’t even live there you fucking idiots.

 

 

Dean Blundell

Dean Blundell is a Canadian radio personality. Best known as a longtime morning host on CFNY-FM (The Edge) in Toronto, Ontario. In 2015 he was named the new morning host on sports radio station CJCL (Sportsnet 590 The Fan). Dean started his career in radio in 2001 and for nearly 20 years been entertaining the radio audience. Dean’s newest venture is the launch of his site and podcast which is gaining tremendous momentum across North America.

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