Donald Trump’s Assets Set To Be Seized Tomorrow – Happy International #DonPoorleone Day To All Who Celebrate!

Mar 24, 2024

Admittedly, I’ve been out of the “let’s dunk on the dumbest criminal motherfucker in the history of North American Politics” train for some time, but tomorrow is a BIG day for Trump, and I can’t ignore it.

Source:The way the rest of Donald Trump’s life will pan out will be in play in New York City on Monday when, as the New York Times’ Maggie Haberman put it, the former president will be forced to deal with his “greatest and longest-held fears.”

At issue for the former president will be a decision in a Manhattan courtroom on when to proceed with a trial where he faces 34 charges of falsifying business records brought by Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg while at the same time the clock is running out on his attempts to come up with a nearly half-billion dollar appeals bond related to his conviction on financial fraud charges

According to the Times’ Haberman and Ben Protess, if there are two things Trump fears, it is jail time and having his entire fortune wiped out and being viewed by the public as broke.

With the clock ticking and no indication that the former president is getting any closer to finding a savior to back his bond that will prevent New Yor Attorney General Letitia James from quickly seizing his assets, the NYT report notes, “Unless Mr. Trump strikes an 11th-hour deal, Ms. James could freeze his bank accounts, and begin the long and complicated process of seizing some of his properties. And barring Mr. Trump’s lawyers achieving an improbable legal triumph, the judge in his criminal case could set a trial date for as soon as next month.”

Former Trump casino executive Jack O’Donnell explained, “If Trump uses one thing to score the game, it has always been money. If he has more money than someone, he is winning and the other person is losing. And if someone has more money than Trump, he has the fear that someone will say he is losing to that person.”

In one candid interview in June, Trump admitted he has always dreaded facing a criminal indictment by lamenting: “Nobody wants to be indicted. I don’t care that my poll numbers went up by a lot. I don’t want to be indicted. I’ve never been indicted. I went through my whole life, now I get indicted every two months.”

OOOOOHHHH. This is a tough break for a man who doesn’t want to be indicted (91 times as of today) or a guy whose biggest fear are people knowing the truth about his brokenness and having his assets seized.

His son Eirc (Burn Victim Trump) says his family was laughed at last week when he tried to secure his dad’s $454 million bond. That little tidbit makes me semi-erect. Watch to the end. LOLZ

Every banker Eric talked to last week…

According to everything I’ve read, AG Letitia James (Trump calls her ‘Peek-a-boo’ James because she’s Black and he’s a total fucking racist) has already processed several Trump Properties for forfeiture to satisfy the $454 million bond to appeal.

Including this well-appointed Golf Course/resort/estate the Trump family calls home, and this MAGAT is PISSED:

It Sounds like she’s going after Trump National and his Bedminster properties tomorrow unless Putin or Saudi Arabia come through for him with an incredible 3-5 Billion to pay his legal bills and stay current with his existing debt load – and we haven’t talked about funding his attempt to turn America into the Third Reich yet as Fuhrer Donald.

You HATE to see it…

Happy #DonPoorleone Day tomorrow to all who celebrate!









Dean Blundell

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