The Tournment Of Champions: Quest For Freedumb Is Here, Who Will Become The Biggest Asshole Of The Year?

Mar 13, 2022
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March Madness step aside! The real bracket tournament everyone has been waiting for is here!

Introducing the Tournament Of Champions: Quest For Freedumb. Canada’s search for the biggest asshole of the year. (including 2021).

Joe “That Nerd Dad” Williamson needs ALL the credit for this idea. In our social media chat, we were discussing just how many assholes came out of the woodwork during the pandemic and in the last year especially. Naturally, we needed to pay homage and crown the biggest asshole of the year. Enter a March Madness-style bracket tournament where YOU the audience will vote to decide the winner each day. The matchups are set and ready to kick off on Tuesday, March 15th at 9 am EST.

First up is the number 1 seed. This man puts the Dick in Dictator, Vladimir Putin. He will go up against the #16 seed and former friend of the network Jonathan Kay. We fully expect Kay to write about this calling us all sorts of names that I don’t understand. Maybe if we are lucky he’ll pin it on his Twitter profile too.

Each day each asshole will go head to head to determine the biggest asshole of the year. We can also make fun of ourselves too folks. Here is our first “honourable mention” matchup.

Our other lucky candidates include Chris Sky, Pat King, Randy Hillier, Maxime Bernier, Doug Ford, Mark Slapinski, Ezra Levant, Krista Ford, Justin Trudeau, Theo Fleury, Mainstream Media, Tamara Lich, The Catholic Church and Jason Kenney.

Round 1 is shaping up to be a heater!

Shout out to the head of our graphics department Glenn Parsons for all the kick-ass logos and graphics!

LET’S GET IT ON!!!

Chris Rooke

Content Director-Producer-Writer

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