Now for those who follow me on Twitter, you can’t claim your dough-nut see what’s coming!
That’s right. Finally. At long last. I will talk about what is quite possibly the absolute most idiotic, stupid, fucking waste of time “scandal” about Trudeau.
A new low for Canadian Media? No. Just a new level of stupid.
From the premise to the source, return to the belief because that’s how stupid this one is.
In unrelated news: The Universe Is a Giant Donut That We Live Inside, New Research Suggests
So desperate to keep the harmful noise around all things Trudeau, this article right here was written and published:
Canadians criticize Trudeau after visit to Oh Doughnuts bakery in Winnipeg
Again more lazy “journalism” where reporters scour over Twitter to pick some posts that suit the narrative and then write an article claiming that those cherrypicked posts speak for “Canadians.”
The problem is that the tweets cited (Which are no longer linked to the article) were by anti-vax nutjobs or seven follower troll accounts that have since been suspended:
Case in point. The "Canadians" cited in this article are either 7 follower bot accounts or have since been suspended. Last time I checked some of the suspended accounts were spreading anti-vax conspiracy junk.https://t.co/O5zO9rbzI3
— Jason Pugh 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈 (@TheJasonPugh) September 21, 2022
Do you know how Cons like to claim that Trudeau is an embarrassment on the world stage? (Which is pure bull-pucky, by the way.) The real humiliation is that the press here in Canada thought that the Prime Minister of Canada buying doughnuts from an independent baker was something to be shocked over.
We should all be OUTRAGED because he went there instead of good ol’ nicotine-free Timmies. (Seriously…I think I was addicted to their doughnuts when I was young. It seeped into the frosting…)
Yes. This embarrassing story did make international news and made our news media look like the desperate fools they are and only made Trudeau look good.
Justin Trudeau finds himself deep in doughnut drama after photo takes off online.
“We are locally owned;employ 30+ staff who enjoy breaks and have the option of joining a benefit plan;we use local butter, eggs and flour;our doughnuts are made fresh daily;we do our best to pay a living wage & never pay minimum wage,” the company said.
“Our pricing reflects our respect for our employees, the environment and our commitment to quality, local goods. We are a small biz that really appreciated the sale on a cold Jan Mon.”
If things are going so well that his buying doughnuts is newsworthy, everything must be going well up in the Great White North.
Especially when you compare it to the horror show the US was going through with the Orange McDonald’s THING as POTUS.
Canadians are mad at Justin Trudeau for buying $4 doughnuts. pic.twitter.com/Nwlxm1lhn7
— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) January 24, 2020
Now Cons, under Rage Farmer Poilievre, have another “Scandal” that seems to be fizzling out in real time.
Stress isn't getting to @PierrePoilievre.
He's always rocked that "slept on a park bench" look. pic.twitter.com/cxJPapdDRE
— Jason Pugh 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈 (@TheJasonPugh) May 3, 2023
Pierre is OUTRAGED that the Prime Minister didn’t do something about what he just learned about a little over 48 hours ago.
This is pretty rich coming from Poilievre, who admitted that he did NOTHING to stop Chinese interference back when he was the Minister for Democratic Institutions:
BREAKING: Poilievre defends doing NOTHING about foreign interference b/c China wasn’t helping Cons!
Again.
This goes to show that this is just all show! As I’ve said before:
Conservative Bullshit Theater in the House of Commons and committee so they can shoot their faux-rage fundraising videos.
Even today, Poilievre pulled another stunt where he pretends he’s yelling at the Prime Minister when the PM isn’t actually in the House of Commons. (#PeePee does that a lot, by the way.)
Leader of the LOYAL Opposition and chalkboard scratch come-to-life is, once again, pretending that the Prime Minister is in the HoC when he isn't.
What a fucking joke. A sad, sad Liddle' joke.#QP pic.twitter.com/ILOPZfQ0LQ
— Jason Pugh 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈 (@TheJasonPugh) May 3, 2023
Poilievre has nothing to offer other than screaming about any and everything to keep the faux-rage machine fuelled up and chugging along.
He spews hate and venom meant to anger and divides the country while screaming that it’s the Liberals who are doing so.
Well, Skippy. You had your chance to show that you can change, but you’ve been shrieking the same tune for the last eight long months.
Keep that up for the next two years. I beg of you!
In the meantime, you can eat a bag of D…Doughnuts.
Jason Pugh
Next: SCANDAL NUMBER FIVE – THE ONE THEY DROPPED OVERNIGHT: HEALING LODGE TRANSFERS
Previously: TRUDEAU “SCANDAL” NUMBER THREE: SWING SETS AT THE SECRET MANSION!
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