Politics is for losers. And there’s no bigger loser in the political loser arena than Pierre Poilievre, the leader of #MapleMAGA – the dollar store version of MAGA – the Conservative Party of Canada.

Sure, he’s leading in most polls – a year and a half away from a general election – so he attempted, and failed, to start a non-confidence vote to bring down the Liberal Government today.

Poor Maggie. She’s delicate.

LOL. PeePee’s non-confidence vote was a stunt. He knows it. He lost by almost 100 votes, and Trudope fans out there celebrated like this was a real moment.

Roddy gets it. The moment was a lie based on a lie of a coalition government that an American traitor in Canadian clothing, super loser Andrew Scheer, helped lose spectacularly. 

He knows he won’t win a general election in a year because Pierre knows his a duplicitous dickhead with Orphan Syndrome looking to keep the big lie alive: Only he can save you from fake tyranny and future tyranny that hypothetically may happen but isn’t happening unless y0ur a huge pussy too.

Such little dick energy from #MapleMAGA. PeePee hoped to do two things with the “snap election” operation.

1. Create Microcontent to send out to his base to make it look like he has Trudope on the ropes and to show a fake wave of support (paid and engineered) for a new Canada run by alcoholic lawyers and lifetime politicians who pretend to be Sunday Christians for the money and power of it all.
2. Draw attention away from Dan Dillabough’s segment where he steals PeePee’s should, laying him out to be the ferret, stumbling, bumbling, emotionally compromised, useless, rage-farming, power-hungry, formless, valueless asshole he is.

🚨The Extended cut of @PierrePoilievre VS @22_Minutes reporter Dan Dillabough stealing PeePee's soul is the most devastatingly funny shit you'll ever watch. Hands down.
PeePee on the spot is #NoBueno.😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/oayR8Xcric

— Dean Blundell🇨🇦 (@ItsDeanBlundell) March 20, 2024

I think it’s safe to say you can see why PeePee refuses to talk to ANY media outlet. He doesn’t pay for the privilege of carrying his water or an outlet like Rebel, with whom PeePee shares a lawyer of love of Russia.

Unless he’s scripted, he’s a useless emotional asshole who steps on his angry dick when things don’t go his way.

Maybe it’s the drinking. I have more than one DM from reporters in Ottawa who wonder the same thing. The inability to regulate yourself emotionally is a MAJOR red flag, and PeePee is a pile of loose ends.

I mean, hiding where he’s from, who his parents are, his relationship with his wife and extended family, his relationship with the Indian government, paying the legal fees of those who helped take out his Conservative opponent Patrick Brown, his relationship with Mike Roman, Christine Anderson, and Harper’s IDU is probably stressful. I’d want to be installed as the PM before the country I was trying to pull a fast one on found out about me, too.

Something is coming. PeePee is hiding some greedy shit. If he wins the next election, it will be good for him and good for us. Watching those receipts pop up at an international press conference with world leaders with reporters he can’t hide from will be glorious.

Toodles

DB