About the Episode

Welcome back! We fucked around yesterday with a holiday Monday show, but now it’s go-time…or whatever.

Bills Safety Damar Hamlin died yesterday after tackling Tee Higgins during the Bills/Bengals game. The game was postponed after medical staff used CPR to resuscitate Hamlin, currently at U of Cincinnati in critical care. We discuss possible causes (respectfully) and responses from the players, fans, and the NFL. We dip in on the Vaccine hijacking of Damar’s injury by North America’s dumbest religious zealots too. Because why not?

Thor the masturbating Walrus shut down Scarborough, England’s NYE fireworks display, because he wouldn’t stop jacking it. Organizers didn’t want to disturb Thor in his ‘natural state’, so they wasted $1m in fireworks sending revelers home. Dean wants to talk about the best masturbators in the animal kingdom, and there are some kinky fuckers out there.

Elon Musk became the first human to lose 200 billion dollars (SBF only lost 10 billion) and he’s about to lose another 30 billion thanks to Twitter dying a slow death and the introduction of the shit ass “Cybertruck.” Elon plans on bundling the sale of the grossest vehicle ever built WITH a free Twitter Blue Checkmark!! LOLOLOLOL. I wish I was kidding